Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally Red Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): We get as many laughs from customers over this sauce as any we have ever seen. Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would steal the wooden leg from a handicapped person. So it was no surprise when someone slipped some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell to his knees andwith a tear in his eye shouted, Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally.. Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Carrots, Onions, Vinegar, Garlic, Lime Juice, and Salt.